The Offside Rule... For Women

For want of any summer amusement in the way of football (because the Confederations Cup just does not count) I give you... Something I put together for my mum a couple of years ago. Yes, I know, plenty of women understand the offside rule. I am one of them. But for those that need a little coaching, you can pass this along... I was drunk when I did it, though, so I take no responsibility if it is wrong!